seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

duck fat

fat duck

Cant do it, bcause there are no fat ducks out there.

by Benjamino October 08, 2003

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 08, 2003

knish

Potato pastry.

Give me a dozen knishes - a baker's dozen, dammit!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

knish

The female organ. Term of endearment overheard on NY City streets. (lower eastside)

(1) Herschel, you gonna get some knish tonight, heh? Oy!
(2) I've been in jail for so long that I forgot what knish looks like!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003