Benjamino's definitions

henpecked

A guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.

Shit, it looks like Bubba is henpecked tonight!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

come mierda

Shit-eater, asshole, dumb-ass, joker.
Derogation used primarily in Cuba.

(1) Fidel Castro is the international poster-boy for "come-mierda".
(2) Slick Willy is also a "come mierda".

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

comemierda

See "come mierda".
Should be two words.

See definition.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

knish

The female organ. Term of endearment overheard on NY City streets. (lower eastside)

(1) Herschel, you gonna get some knish tonight, heh? Oy!
(2) I've been in jail for so long that I forgot what knish looks like!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003