seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

dadillac

Your father's Cadillac.

Vinny Cuzheen has his dadillac tonight.
He's gonna pick up some cushinettes!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

duck fat

fat duck

Cant do it, bcause there are no fat ducks out there.

by Benjamino October 08, 2003

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 08, 2003

henpecked

A guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.

Shit, it looks like Bubba is henpecked tonight!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003