Benjamino's definitions

dadillac

Your father's Cadillac.

Vinny Cuzheen has his dadillac tonight.
He's gonna pick up some cushinettes!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

knish

Potato pastry.

Give me a dozen knishes - a baker's dozen, dammit!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

bastardised

Being a bastared.

That dude is really bastardised.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003

equalizer

A baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003