hammt 

a loving guy who just wants to love people, hes nice and sweet and will never let you down, he really loves the people that mean a lot to him. He cares about everyone, and also has a big penis

damn you see that hammt.

hammt by AniIsNotAKing March 22, 2020

Hammer fine 

Youre hammered but you’re fine

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.

Hammer fine by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen 

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.

Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.

hammer queen by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

hammer-down protocol 

Is a fictional, scorched earth code-name where in the U.S. military decides to cut it's losses and destroys, through carpet bombing, the U.S.'s own territories and/or cities that are deemed lost to enemy forces. The term was first used in the movie Cloverfield, followed by the video-game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

In COD:MW2 the Hammer-Down Protocol is a scorched earth policy through indiscriminant, large scale carpet bombing of the city of D.C. do to the heavy number of Russians in the area.

It is very similar in application and purpose in Cloverfield. However, it is used for the reason of an all-or-nothing attempt to destroy the monster, as well as the small parasites that had no-doubt flooded Manhattan.

hammer-down protocol by Dead Hand August 21, 2013

Stone Hammer 

A lesbian who possesses very strong, man like tendencies. Such as cutting their own hair very short, stands like a man, and may even date/use a man simply to learn first hand how to look more like a man. Warning signs are the gingham patterned flannel shirts, with or without sleeves, trucker hats, or trigglypuff hair poof in addition to buzz cut side hair. Similar examples would be; butch dyke, bull dyke, G.I. Joe Jane, SJW with macho man flair, manly smirks.
May have even dressed as Harry Potter as a child even when it wasn't Halloween. Look for these warning signs.

"Bet you can't pick out Matt's girlfriend just by looking at the marketing photo of last years staff cookout."

Reply: "Yes, I can, its the stone hammer standing next to all the guys in the middle. Dead giveaway is no heels, no dress, no makeup, cop buzzed hair cut and rolled up sleeves." That's a typical stone hammer bro.

Stone Hammer by Todd Bod March 27, 2017