Hamm

a slang word for "big pimp" or "great and powerful"

that guys got a lot of chicks. He must be a Hamm

by Hammboner November 21, 2004

Hamm

It is a small colony outside of Turkey, where people are particularly adorable.

Is that new kid Jared from Hamm? He is particularly adorable.

by Mufasa Smith January 02, 2012

Hamm

A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.

WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!

by B. Stoner January 05, 2009

Hamm

A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.

WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!

by B. Stoner December 23, 2007

the hammes

When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms

I pulled the hammes today at school

by Boozle April 13, 2019

HAMM

Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.

I'm setting Pepaw up with a HAMM.

by Mabel Hodges May 27, 2008

HAMM

Hot Ass MotherFucking Mess

Watch out here comes HAMM. Man that bitch is so ugly!

by SRA BOY September 18, 2005