hammboning

The act of boning in a hammock. Must be suspended at least ten feet above ground level to be accurate to the term. Socks are permitted, but that's all. A true hammboner must abide to the set rules of hammboning and share their passion with others. That is all.

Wow, wish I could go hammboning right now. My hammock just isn't the same without the stain.

by Anthoner October 22, 2018

Hamboning

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.

You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.

by Apache99 March 1, 2018

Hamboning

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010

hammoking

The action of a girl licking from a mans butt hole to his balls and proceeding with a blow job.

hammoking is when a girl is giving a rim job then goes to a blow job but her tung never leaves the body

by Zach Woods October 20, 2007

hamboxing

when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham

"Why does my car smell like smoked ham?"

"Dude, we were hamboxing it on Friday."

by hambox November 22, 2016

What's Hamptoning?

A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.

Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.

by gold wolf July 1, 2018