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A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers
Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010
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A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.
You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.
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by Apache99 March 01, 2018
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verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)
Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.
by Omae April 07, 2014
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The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
by Phyllis E. Rection December 18, 2010
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Verb: The act of having buttsex. roots are ham (butt); and boning (sex, fucking, intercourse)
Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
by Obama696969 January 12, 2018
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The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
by Phyllis E. Rection December 18, 2010
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