The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.
Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.
She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?
Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.
She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?
Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.
by SoCalNigs June 07, 2010
Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.
Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...
by ayyywasupdoe January 29, 2020
A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.
by Apache99 March 02, 2018
A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers
Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner
Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010
inebriated; inappropriately wasted
by mlehoopah June 02, 2010
He's a good hambon him, just look at his herd
Eleri is a proper hambon, I saw her getting hammered in the members tent
Eleri is a proper hambon, I saw her getting hammered in the members tent
by cheese_and_crackers April 21, 2021
by Anonymous April 14, 2003