hammasing

start a fight with someone and then complain when that someone retaliates

Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats up Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing you started it

by Xe3Blue October 25, 2023

Hammasing

start fights you know you cant win , and complain when you get your beat up by the stronger side.

Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats the shit out of Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing

by Xe3Blue October 24, 2023

Hamming Out

When the loser of an "All-In" online poker hand has a one word text outburst like "Fu$k", "River" or "Bye" as he is eliminated from the game.

Once Ham loses this All-In I'm looking forward to his Hamming Out message in dispair to those remaining at the table.

by WC_WEB July 8, 2020

Hamming Out

To drink to the point of intoxication where one starts awkwardly over-sharing their emotional issues in a public setting or via social media.

"Hey mate, stop hamming out and come back to the party"

"Man, Matt's really hamming out tonight"

"Did you see Tony's status update? Dude's totally hamming out"

by Yeah Bear December 3, 2011

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Hamming

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up

Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.

by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 21, 2015