hamboozle

to purposely say outlandish shit with intent to shock your co-workers; esp. the more stiff co-workers that will inevitably react to the ridiculousness you create.

I tried to convince Rachel that Zac was totally naked for the inspection, but she had that skeptical look in her eye. Apparently I can't hamboozle her like you can Kevin.

by Em.Tee.H September 2, 2010

Narghile bamboozled

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.

I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉

by AndreiBossu69 January 21, 2021

Ramboozle

To dupe people into buying a large amount of guns by convincing them that they, like Rambo, will be civilization's heroic saviors in the unlikely event of a post-apocalyptic, Red Dawn inspired, dystopian nightmare in which the military sides with a tyrannical ruler or rulers against the people yet somehow has no access to superior weapons.

The gun industry ramboozles paranoid "freedom lovers" by stoking their irrational fears of national disarmament and government tyranny.

by TheWhyMovement August 7, 2015

Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

by Travis and mark November 27, 2018

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

haboodle

A dream home with lots of beautiful characteristics

We are hoping to find our haboodle

by Harper Lee1 February 24, 2023

Bamboozled

Screwed up deeply twice by viet cong employer changing salary policy everyday. You keep smiling motherfuker!

I sell you my fake stocks my dear bamboozled friend. Dead line in three hours motherfuker!

by A6600871_kkk July 7, 2020