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Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.
(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018
Words you can keep

shamboozle

A farce or sham intended to defraud or swindle. To use smoke and mirrors to scam, to fool, to cheat, to deceive, to delude, to hoodwink, to mislead, or to dupe an innocent, ignorant, inexperienced, or naive victim. Usually used in retrospect with a sense of humor.
"Judge, there was no gas leak in our home the night my flight came in early. It was all just smoke and mirrors to buy time so he could sneak his mistress out the back door. Don't let him shamboozle you, too, with his stories."
shamboozle by BuffaloGalWNY September 14, 2016

shamboozle

To kick or knee in the balls for something before the person your doing it to has time to respond!
I wanted jack's MP3 player really bad, so i said,"hey jack i'll shamboozle you for your MP3". After I did he was really pissed off and in pain.
shamboozle by max eisenberg March 2, 2005

shamboozle

the act of being bamboozled by shambo.

the alias of greg shambo.
damn!!! greg asked me to go check up stairs and when i came back he was gone with all the alcohol. i've been shamboozled
shamboozle by shamboozle60 December 9, 2008

Shamboozle

To surprise dick-pic someone. To send a picture of a dick that is disguised in some way so the receiver does not know that they are about to stare directly at a penis.
I sent Bridget an email about some new boots I want with a picture attached, little did she know..the picture was of a giant dick...she just got shamboozled!
Shamboozle by Shamboozler November 26, 2010

scamboozle 

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol
I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

shamdoozle 

a classy gangsta actvity
Yo son, you up for some shamdoozles later?
shamdoozle by jesustakesthewheel March 26, 2013
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