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hamblet

noun:To be one with the snow, in such ways as the eskimo.

verb:To be a retarted eskimo, who enjoys riding penguins down shallow mountains, know to normal people as hills.
I love the snow therefor i am being hamblet
by epichameater March 23, 2011
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Hamlet

Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.

Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!
by yuxal June 30, 2020
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hamlet

HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
by Drama_King March 10, 2008
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Hamlet

A strong, powerful creature in the RCU (Retarted Cinematic Universe).
Yo dude, I hear Hamlet finna mess up Thanos tomorrow.
by Savior Sir Pepin the IV April 30, 2019
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tower hamlets

the 'finest' area of London's eastend...over-populated by Bengali's...hold's BrickLane, Spitafields and all those other places you'll only ever find white faces in...where have the paki's gone?
by 5m0k3y July 15, 2007
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hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 87

no
To quote hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 87 - no
by Sugacube March 4, 2019
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hamlet

Main character in a venerated Shakespeare play of the same name. He comes from a family so dysfunctional that only the Skywalkers rival it in Jerry Springer potential.
A little month, or ere those shoes were old
With which she followed my poor father's body,
Like Niobe; all tears, why she, even she--
O God, a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
Would have mourned longer--married with my uncle,
My father's brother...

Hamlet, 1.2.147-151

i.e. Hamlet's mother marries her brother-in-law a month after her husband was murdered
by loljesus June 11, 2006
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