Hamble 

To cripple a dog by cutting out the balls of its feet.

Historically performed on dogs to stop them chasing deer.

"Jefferson the unbalanced mailman, finally snapped one day: His arrest for criminal assault with intent to hamble a cocker spaniel made the evening news"

Hamble by Harry the Hambler August 14, 2009

humble tits 

A girl who has big boobs but doesn't show them off

Damn why does Sally always wear turtlenecks? She has double D's
Cause she's got humble tits

humble tits by plaidgoesbad March 21, 2016

Humblejack 

Lowering expectations to make yourself seem more humble when you do succeed by complaining about how bad you are.

Grey: I wish I had a couple more years to edit this video and do more research. It is so terrible.
Brady: Stop humblejacking, we all know everybody will love it.

Humblejack by Pop2323pop September 7, 2014

Harbleu 

(n). A four-time TF2 ESEA LAN Champion (at the time of this writing) who is widely regarded as both one of the best roamers and best medics of all time, being one of the few Invite players to have won LANs with different class mains. Known for his unorthodox and creative plays, as well as his moderately hilarious failures.

(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.

Disappointing, I know.

1. "Watch the video below you unobservant fucks."

2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."

Harbleu by Who, I ask? December 8, 2013

stay humble 

A very unique phrase said to those who are humble, a very hard thing to find and to achieve. In a world where we are viewed as lited aging creatures we are constantly forced to prove ourselves, therefore our ego tends to catch up rather quickly. Staying humble means to know exactly your place, nothing more and nothing less, to feel that sense of humility by surpassing one's ego and sincerely taking somebody or something as is, no judgements. It means not showcasing what you have achieved because knowing that where you stand as a human being, there is no scale to measure how great you are vs how great another is; to loose that sentiment of pride in one's doing or accomplishments, to let your humility be your drive and your accomplishments be your impact.

"The antidote for arrogance is honest awareness of the fact that even the smartest person in the world knows very, very little. Stay humble."

stay humble by Y.t. October 8, 2013

Humblejacking 

Simultaneously freebooting someone else's video, claiming it for your own, while also humblebragging about its greatness.

Random Person 1: Man, my video about the American Empire only has 1.4 million views. How frustrating.
Random Person 2: 1.4 million views is awesome, and it's not even your video! It's CGP Grey's! Stop humblejacking, you chump.

Humblejacking by Boondoggy July 16, 2014

humblehug 

To shake one’s hand whilst touChing identical shoulders and with the other hand to touch the top of the back. Almost a chest-bumP while shakinG hands. Half a handshake, half a hug.

Our friendship is not black and white, but rather GREY. I’m friendly with him, but not going to full on hug him, so I humblehugged him.

humblehug by JustATim February 2, 2018