halfpin

A very small male sex organ.
A wee little penis.
A pathetic little prawn.

sandra-"did you fuck tommy last night?"
sally-"yeah"
sandra-"so tell me more......."
sally-"waste of time, the guy had a halfpin"

by Matthew Willoughby February 5, 2007

halfpence

A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.

Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

Halping

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

halapino

outcome of when a hawaiian suduces a filipino but forgets to wear a condom.

what do you call a hawaiian mixed with filipino? Halapino

by John ablang August 17, 2010

halpin'd

An unexpected job loss, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpin'd

by Brute' May 9, 2008

Halfling

Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.

also known as hobbits.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Halfcinated

Having received the first dose of a two dose vaccine but not the second.

Tom is only halfcinated after getting his first shot of the Phizer Covid-19 vaccine.

by Sullywagon March 25, 2021