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A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.
A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
by smurf May 04, 2007
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Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.
Giant worms aren't fun.
by smurf August 17, 2004
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An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.
by smurf August 17, 2004
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The opposite of air elementals. where the air elemental is fats and agile, the earth elemental is slow and cumbersome, but few things strike as hard an as earth elemental.
the strongest of the elementals.
by smurf August 17, 2004
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An online art community known for being a little on the wild side.
Wow those guys over at eatpoo are sure good artists/
by smurf August 18, 2003
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Elementals are creatures mad eup of one of the four elements.
elementals are fiece creatures to deal with.
by smurf August 17, 2004
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