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halfbacker 

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.
It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.
halfbacker by crzy4flight June 13, 2010
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Halfjack 

1. To get any current work or job half done.

2. Someone who only finishes half their objective.
"This car has been half built, looks like we got a halfjack on our hands."

or

"Damn! He only finished half the fence! What a halfjack!"
Halfjack by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010

halfacow 

A large portion serving of steak.
A Lady with small breasts.
this restaurant roxxors. they have given me halfacow
Dat bitch got itty bitty titties like halfacow.
halfacow by halfacow July 30, 2008

halfback 

A person originally from the northeastern U.S. who retired to Florida only to later move "half way back" to the southern Appalachian mountains.
A couple of halfbacks bought the old farm on brushy fork. Say they're gonna raise pink flamingos or something like that.
An expatriate who is not being provided a "package" (salary bump, housing allowance, car allowance, home leave, etc.) by his employer, and who perhaps is not even formally employed. Halfpats sometimes earn income as "English teachers" but are primarily engaged in the avoidance of real life in their home country.
Heckle: I thought Kevin worked for Pfizer?

Jeckle: Nah, he's a halfpat. Teaches English during the day and bangs his students at night.
halfpat by Veuve Cliquot May 1, 2012

Halfpace 

It refers to that small landing at the top of a flight of stairs where you have to turn and take another flight of stairs whether going up or down.
She took a faltering halfpace towards the shouts of the crowd, towards freedom.
Halfpace by joyful coffee June 8, 2021