halfbacker 

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.

It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.

halfbacker by crzy4flight June 13, 2010

halfback 

A person originally from the northeastern U.S. who retired to Florida only to later move "half way back" to the southern Appalachian mountains.

A couple of halfbacks bought the old farm on brushy fork. Say they're gonna raise pink flamingos or something like that.

halfback by some_backwards_hick May 13, 2008

halfbakery 

A place for people with WAY too many random ideas.

Me: I just got a wicked idea! Jet-Powered toilets!
Al.E Put it on the Halfbakery, man!

halfbakery by Shadow Phoenix December 28, 2007

Hardbacker

A fag who purchases the hard back cover of a book and brags about it to people who think paper back editions are not only cheaper, but less stiff. Hardbackers often live within their parents basement and play helicopter on the internet all day.

A hardbacker totally slapped me upside the head with his copy of a wizard story that is very popular while I was defenseless with my paperback edition.

Hardbacker by Hardbacker69 February 5, 2006

Halfback 

A flight where you fly over your destination to an airport out of the way to change planes and fly to your destination.

Man1:"I am flying from Pittsburgh to Atlanta, then changing planes to fly back northward to Asheville."

Man2: "So your doing a halfback."

Halfback by Tskillet June 14, 2009