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Halfjack 

1. To get any current work or job half done.

2. Someone who only finishes half their objective.
"This car has been half built, looks like we got a halfjack on our hands."

or

"Damn! He only finished half the fence! What a halfjack!"
Halfjack by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010
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halfjack 

1. One who never goes more then halfway on anything

2. A boyfriend never planning a date and leaving all the work to his girlfriend and more commonly referred to as a jackass

3. One who has winterfresh on a daily basis and swallows


EX 1. Paul never planned anything with his girlfriend so he is a halfjack / jackass
EX 2. Paul likes to swallow winterfresh
halfjack by Grem Lochington January 25, 2008

halfbacker 

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.
It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.
halfbacker by crzy4flight June 13, 2010

halfback 

A person originally from the northeastern U.S. who retired to Florida only to later move "half way back" to the southern Appalachian mountains.
A couple of halfbacks bought the old farm on brushy fork. Say they're gonna raise pink flamingos or something like that.

Half-jack 

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.
Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?
Half-jack by Goldfish408 March 4, 2010

halljacked 

1.) Heading to do one task/meeting at work and getting pulled aside for a question/issue.

2.) IT support term when one problem affects many people and they all ask you what to you, how to fix, what is going on?
Email server stops working and on the way to the restroom and I was Halljacked since everyone had to ask "Is the mail server down?"
halljacked by D Valen July 22, 2008

half jack 

Jacking off and ending right before you’re about to cum and then proceeding to workout right after to maximize T-levels. Proven way to get your biceps bigger
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump
Me: Hey Joe, why couldn’t you sumo deadlift 450 today?
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy
half jack by Half-Jacking December 12, 2018
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