half in half

getting head and vag sex for one price

that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"

half in half by Jankyboy July 4, 2005

half in half

The process also known as "69"

Bob offered Jack a Ceveland Steamer, but Jack refused and offered to half in half bob instead. Bob graciously accepted.

half in half by Franny/courtney/christian January 20, 2004

fucked in half 

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

fucked in half by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

Back's in half 

Excruciating pain in the back after injury.

Typically used in Wales.

Fuck me Dan, I can't believe I just done deads for 120KG. MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Christ mate, I just rolled out of bed and MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Back's in half by Odlatac March 7, 2018

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019

half in the bag 

adj: between sober and falling-down drunk (guess based on context). Subject has consumed some alcohol, is buzzed, rowdy, having a good time.

heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.

Oh, you guys in the second set are half in the bag, you can't remember shit. (when the audience forgets new lines of a singalong)

half in the bag by trigonman3 August 2, 2004

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

I'd split that in half by berbercarpet July 7, 2006