fucked-in-half
fucked-in-half by JackHammer November 22, 2004
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fucked-in-half
1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.
2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."
3-Nothing can stop me drunk
2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."
3-Nothing can stop me drunk
fucked-in-half by Vit0o January 8, 2008
fucked in half
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
fucked in half by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008
fucked in half
fucked in half by dildoman December 31, 2007
hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire
hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.
hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire by Tim Browne April 3, 2004
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