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I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"
by berbercarpet July 7, 2006
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