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Half assed 

Half assed: A play on words regarding the word haphazard, which is what you get when someone incompetent attempts to do a careless job on something that could endanger people.
Wow, President Trump's really done a half assed job so far.
Half assed by DonnyBrasco March 21, 2019

half assed 

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.
Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.
half assed by AndrewL957 November 4, 2007

half-assed 

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.
I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.
half-assed by KaBookie August 28, 2003

Half-Assed 

When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.
Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.
Half-Assed by Xero _ Manifest November 8, 2010

half-assed 

Job/task/chore done without putting too much effort in it.
Those Americans did such a half-assed job on the previous example of the "half-assed" definition.
half-assed by brownPower July 17, 2006

Half-assed 

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.
Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.
Half-assed by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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