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Half-Assed 

When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.
Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.
Half-Assed by Xero _ Manifest November 8, 2010

half-assed 

Job/task/chore done without putting too much effort in it.
Those Americans did such a half-assed job on the previous example of the "half-assed" definition.
half-assed by brownPower July 17, 2006

Half-assed 

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.
Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.
Half-assed by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005

Half-Assed 

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'
We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.
Half-Assed by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011

half-assed 

Hes very very half-assed
half-assed by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

half assed 

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality
This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job
half assed by GDOGG November 1, 2003