halberto 

A sexy mf who pulls every single woman including your mom

Guy1: man I wish I was halberto

Guy2: why’s that?
Guy1: he can pull your mom

halberto by thehandler86 September 24, 2022

Hamberto 

A fat digusting steriod user who has thousands of pictures of girls who he thinks are fine from the same high school that he attends and doesnt even know them.

Hamberto got rejected to PROM by his MoM.

Hamberto by David Laura2 December 15, 2007

Halbert 

A weak warrior known to defeat very few soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy. Legendary camper with penis envy issues.

He talked tough, but he was just a Halbert.

Halbert by ryanlb8998 February 19, 2010

Halberta

The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.

" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."

Halberta by theluckiestboyintheworld January 2, 2012

halbert 

she is a little kid that pulls girls but he doesn't focus in school. when he grows up he is gonna be flipping burgers at mcdonalds with a pair of yeezys. he loves soccer and basketball but hates bmx and skateboards.

lol a boy which turns into a girl its name is halbert

halbert by uglystikkk March 16, 2017

Halbert 

A smart boy. Is really funny. Likes to take ip addresses. Will win in a 1v1 in roblox bedwars against noob. Says bozo half of the time and baka.

Halbert said, "You're a bozo so and so!"

Halbert by Bozo #100000 May 4, 2022

helberto 

Herlberto is the most caring and loving guy you’ll ever meet. Very positive when it comes to life. When you fall for someone like him your life will become ten times better. Often confused. Makes jokes at every opportunity he gets. Everyone needs someone like him and if you have a helberto don’t let him go.

Friend: how are you so positive!!

Helberto: you just gotta see the good things in life!!

helberto by leeknowlover<3 June 19, 2023