Hilberto 

No words to say rather than that he is Hilly with the big Tilly...

Hilberto

Hilberto by Hilberto November 20, 2023

Hilbert AIDS 

A disease rapidly spreading throughout the SUNY Albany campus and surrounding area. Very contagious, can be spread by blood, semen, even saliva. All you need to do is kiss someone to get the HAIDS.

I made out with that girl and now through a chain of 6 people I have the Hilbert AIDS!

Hilbert AIDS by HAIDS Researcher January 20, 2009

Hilbert Space 

Named for its putative inventor, mathematician David Hilbert (who some claim found the solutions for Einstein's equations before "L'il Albie" did himself), Hilbert Space is a concept which has been often applied in mathematics, quantum mechanics, and in general metaphysics (for instance, concepts like "parallel universes").

In short, a Hilbert Space is a mathematical construct such that within any plenum of n-dimensional spaces there exists an infinite number of said Hilbert Spaces (subsumed within an n+1 dimensional superset). Fancifully, science fiction writers point to the infinite plurality of 4D Hilbert Spaces that could exist within our "normal" 5D continuum, and suggest that each such Hilbert Space may really exist and that these Hilbert Spaces could be engendered by time-travel to the past. Thus, each 4D Hilbert Space in a 5D superset of "Universes" could possess a unique history, entirely different from all other universes contained within the 5D "Universe".

Mozart's 14th Symphony (K. 114, composed c. 1774) contains encrypted fragments of instrumental speech synthesis (in English) which describe an alternate Universe History (different from our Universe), where Nicholas Meyler was President of the United States, and where Princeton University is mocked for its intellectual feebleness (possibly due to some degree of idolatry for Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which Mozart proved to have loopholes and flaws 130 years before Einstein even published it as "The Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies").

Deciphering Mozart's musical cryptography provides physical evidence that Hilbert Spaces may be entirely real, and not merely imaginary constructs.

Hilbert Space by Epeefencer April 10, 2009

Hilbert space 

A complete inner product space. Since every inner product defines a norm, a Hilbert space is necessarily a Banach space.

Up to equivalence of norms, there's only one distinct n-dimensional Hilbert space for each n, namely R^n.

The space of all continuous real-valued functions on the closed interval from 0 to 1, with the inner product given by the integral of pointwise absolute-value products, is an infinite-dimensional Hilbert space.

Hilbert space by Subsequence October 23, 2010

laura ashley hilbert

was formerly located in africa, (aka north carolina) ashley is a new student to jms and she is taking pre-ap science with cameron anderson while i’m stuck in pre-ap language arts:)

omg did you hear about laura ashley hilbert? she’s so cool and gets ALL the guys

laura ashley hilbert by l-giver July 7, 2018

Sam Hilbert

A beaut

That guy reminds me of Sam Hilbert

Sam Hilbert by samhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 19, 2018

Touya/Hilbert 

He is literally my life and soul i stan.

I stan Touya/Hilbert. Hilbert he is a religion and i am the leader

Touya/Hilbert by Cheese cult March 21, 2020