Hamberto 

A fat digusting steriod user who has thousands of pictures of girls who he thinks are fine from the same high school that he attends and doesnt even know them.

Hamberto got rejected to PROM by his MoM.

Hamberto by David Laura2 December 15, 2007

Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

Humberto

Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big; bright. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick. Dominant and leader Psychotic in bed, thats why they named a hurricane after him. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Bipolar at times. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes.

Damn that dude is Humberto, ain't he? That guy is fuckin crazy and fine.

Humberto by Super seductive January 26, 2017

Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

Humberto by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

HUMBERTO by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008

Humberto

Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.

Humberto is my best friend

Humberto by Hottest man aka humberto January 7, 2020

hambergod 

Hambergod is the entire universe as a whole or everything that we know of. It is a reference to the Hambergod Theory which states that everything is part the same thing. For example, a hamburger consists of many different things such as, but not limited to, meat, cheese, pickles, ketchup, bread, etc. Which are all completely different things but together make up one thing, a hamburger.

"if you harm others, you harm the hambergod, and thus yourself."

"If you disrespect the hambergod, you disrespect everything."

"If you disrespect anything, you disrespect the hambergod."

"I believe in the hambergod."

hambergod by Twisted Necromancer January 19, 2018