hakaki 

the action of rubbing a dick around a vagina until it comes. some people have that cause they dont wanna have sex for some reason. also known as scratchy, itchy and rubby

boy: hey baby lets have sex
girl: you dont have any condoms!
boy: how about hakaki?

hakaki by GeoJeev July 5, 2012

Hakai 

To destroy someone, or something.

You just got hakaied in that video game match.

Hakai by corruptedxlight July 28, 2017

Hakaioken 

When you pump up the kaioken multiplier to such a degree that the kaioken strain actually destroys (hakai) you

King Kai: "Goku! if you use Kaioken on top of Ultra Instinct it will kill you!"

Goku: "Yeah, but I need to beat Granola! I have to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! KAIOKEN TIMES ONE MILLION!!!"

King Kai: "You fool! The strain will kill you!"

Goku: *dies from kaioken strain*

King Kai: "You just hakaioken'd yourself"

Hakaioken by VYDEOS August 9, 2021

Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.

Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".

Harakiri Frape by Dong Oral March 12, 2011

halaking 

To stop, block, cock-block, shut-out, faire cassé, make 53 saves in one game, and to kickoff the Washington Capital's golf season.

Hey Ovechkin, you can go home now, I'm halaking you from now on.

halaking by oleoleoleoleoleol April 29, 2010

Cho Hakkai 

The best character from the anime/manga Saiyuki.

A rather perplexing young man. Hakkai is usually quite plesant and polite and is known for his smile, but he can be so off-putting it's hard to tell when he is serious. . . There is a chance he is the straight man, but that is open to debate. His occasionally sharp gaze strongly in contrast with his warm expressions is symbolic of his dark, closed past.

A jeep belongs to him he often drives when the group is riding. He uses chi (or life spirit) manipulation as his weapon in battle. He, like Gojyo, is 22 years old, but stands at a slightly shorter 181cm tall (approx. 5'11"). His eyes are deep green and his right is nearly blind. The cuffs he wears on his left ear are Youkai poer limiters, but they can also be appreciated as an ancient Chinese fashion statment.

Cho Hakkai by Meric September 16, 2004

Doing a Mika Hakkinen

Giving a vague and short answer to a question that was looking for more insights and a longer answer. A typical phenomenon with Finnish racing drivers.

"Brian, did you manage to get anything from the rookie driver?"
"No, he was doing a Mika Hakkinen"
"What!?"
"Yes"

Doing a Mika Hakkinen by NaggerNick April 6, 2020