Hataki

A situation in which there's nothing to eat and you have to eat another person to survive.

His friend was eaten in a hataki.

by cyanc July 10, 2019

Hataki

A situation in which there's nothing to eat and you have to eat another person to survive.

His friend was eaten in a hataki.

by cyanc July 10, 2019

Hatari

The ward-winning anti-capitalist BDSM-inspired icelandic performance art group HATARI that performed at Eurovision Song Contest in 2019.

Hatari plans to dismantle capitalism from inside if possible, to expose the relentless scam of everyday life, and to draw aside the veil of irony and ambiguity in art.

Christian white moms: “I don’t want Hatari at ESC. There are kids watching!”

by raspberry_smash May 29, 2019

Hatake Kakashi

The coolest goddam shinobi ever to roam the universe.

Hatake Kakashi saved many lives.

by Kakashi October 18, 2003

Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.

Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".

by Dong Oral March 12, 2011

Kakashi Hatake

KaKashi Hatake ("Scarecrow", "Farmland") is an elite ninja who used to be a squad captain of ANBU. He is the Jonin assigned to Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. On his left eye, he wields a Sharingan which he got from his late friend, Obito Uchiha. He is considered a child prodigy due to his graduating from the academy at such a young age (with distinction). With his natural talents and remarkable skills, he quickly ascended through the ranks and became known even in other countries. Although he doesn't look it, he is said to be a ninja with skills that could rival even those of a Hokage. Despite his prowess as a ninja, he appears and acts just like any other man who dislikes tempura but loves to read "Icha Icha" adult books.

Kakashi Hatake, the best and most handsome ninja.

by Kubo May 14, 2009

halaking

To stop, block, cock-block, shut-out, faire cassé, make 53 saves in one game, and to kickoff the Washington Capital's golf season.

Hey Ovechkin, you can go home now, I'm halaking you from now on.

by oleoleoleoleoleol April 29, 2010