haisham

A boy who gets frequent boners

"Dude John just got a boner again"
"Oh my god he's such a haisham"

by doinkleberg March 30, 2015

Al-Haitham

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.

Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?

by shunms August 14, 2022

Al-Haitham

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK

person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls

by MikoLover December 9, 2022

haitham

Arabic name. Meaning young hawk. Great person. Looks very good. People gravitate to his personality. Can be very kind. But when angry its a good idea to avoid him as you dont want to get his wrath cast upon you. very loyal.

Wow did you see that Haitham flying over us. It just swooped down and caught its prey

by JaysonMourning February 21, 2010

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

hailsham community college

a shit hole with shit teachers and a load of fucking idiots exspecilly year 11s and greg goddard

Hailsham community college is shit

by the shammer April 21, 2015

Hisham

A fine handsome Man with a thunder cock that will make any girl love him and watch out for the Hisham eye it can attach any girl he like in a matter of seconds

Ashley’s girlfriend : is that Hisham
Ashley : ya he’s my best friend he’s cool

Ashley’s girlfriend : am dumping u ( she runs off and starts making out with Hisham )

by Cool broooo February 4, 2018