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Al-Haitham 

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

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person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls
Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022

Al-Haitham, CA 

Al-Haitham, CA -

A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.

Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.

Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.

Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.

Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.

Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.

Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.

If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-

Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."

Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?

Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."

Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
Al-Haitham, CA by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023

Al-HaitHam Market

Al-HaitHam (I'll Hate Him).
Al-HaitHam Market- Al-HaitHam for putting my sister on the Market but won't Liquor.
Al-HaitHam Market by Silenthillrick2 September 28, 2023

Alhaitham 

Alhaitham is a super sexy male character in Genshin Impact. Alhaitham is super rich and owns lots of luxurious home decor items. Alhaitham has massive tits and a giant cock. Alhaitham has the biggest breasts in all of Teyvat. Alhaitham is super smart and professional. Everyone wants Alhaitham to fuck them but Alhaitham doesn't care about any of them. Alhaitham's freshly showered body smells amazing. Alhaitham's sperm is extremely thick and wet, and has the power to give you 5 kids everytime he cums inside of you.
Person 1; Hey is that Alhaitham? his breasts look giant.
Person 2; Yeah, his tits are massive.
Alhaitham by br8kspider April 24, 2023

Alhaitham 

Alhaitham is a Dendro character in the video game genshin impact, he is a tall, fine, hot, handsome male who can fuck me until im unconscious with his huge 12-inch cock. He is so hot and handsome and will turn any lesbian girls straight on sight, and any straight men gay on sight, everybody loves alhaitham
Person A: What is your thoughts about the character Alhaitham?
Person B: moaning noises
Alhaitham by Lylahx October 21, 2022

alhaitham 

A smokin hot man who is lowkey hot
have u seen alhaitham hes so fineeee
alhaitham by Herekittykityy March 3, 2023
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