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Crown Hair (butt hole) 

Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."

Hairy Butthole 

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

hairy butthole 

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.
Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!
hairy butthole by Krazy K October 19, 2003

butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy
Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
butthole hair by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless
Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole 

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair
Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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