Willybumweetoe's definitions
by Willybumweetoe May 2, 2022
Get the Toemug. ‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.
by Willybumweetoe May 24, 2022
Get the Fatty McFuckheadmug. Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
Get the Hairy Buttholemug. by Willybumweetoe May 2, 2022
Get the Count Olafmug. A statement that a Caucasian woman said whilst complaining about spending $10000 dollars on Harry Styles tickets, after she had been to more than 15 of his previous concerts. When people were upset about her using this kind of language, which is usually slang used by people of colour, she claimed that ‘it just came out at the time’ and that everyone were pussies and were so mean.
Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
‘I fInNA BE iN tHe PiT!’
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
Get the Finna Be In The Pitmug. Definition 1:
A ‘Coochie Smith’ is a girl who takes a liking to her teacher. Being around her teacher sends tingles to her downstairs area, henceforth ‘coochie’, and ‘Smith’ is the most common, generic teacher name, which gives the ‘Smith’ a place in the phrase. Therefore, Coochie Smith is a word used for a girl who wants to do the devil’s tango with their teacher.
Definition 2:
ur mum ;)
Definition 3:
Your daddy
Definition 4:
ur papa 👴;)
Definition 5:
Ur moma
Definition 6:
U stepbrother
A ‘Coochie Smith’ is a girl who takes a liking to her teacher. Being around her teacher sends tingles to her downstairs area, henceforth ‘coochie’, and ‘Smith’ is the most common, generic teacher name, which gives the ‘Smith’ a place in the phrase. Therefore, Coochie Smith is a word used for a girl who wants to do the devil’s tango with their teacher.
Definition 2:
ur mum ;)
Definition 3:
Your daddy
Definition 4:
ur papa 👴;)
Definition 5:
Ur moma
Definition 6:
U stepbrother
1: ‘Ugh that girl is such a Coochie Smith… she wants her teacher sooo bad’’
2: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure… it makes me- me- wanna dribble dribble. Yknow Ridin in my diet really have to see it. 6 feet 2 in a compact 😈😈
3: “I’m sugar” says the daughter
“Hi sugar, I’m daddy ;)” exclaims daddy.
4: “I’m pepper,” says the son.
“Hi Pepper, I’m papa ;)” exclaims papa.
5: My moma is such a Coochie Smith
6: U stepbrother I’m stuck and you’re such Coochie smith
2: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure… it makes me- me- wanna dribble dribble. Yknow Ridin in my diet really have to see it. 6 feet 2 in a compact 😈😈
3: “I’m sugar” says the daughter
“Hi sugar, I’m daddy ;)” exclaims daddy.
4: “I’m pepper,” says the son.
“Hi Pepper, I’m papa ;)” exclaims papa.
5: My moma is such a Coochie Smith
6: U stepbrother I’m stuck and you’re such Coochie smith
by Willybumweetoe May 25, 2022
Get the Coochie Smithmug. An Australian slang term that means ‘skull’ or head’. Usually used by adults who are asking kids if their head is okay after they injure themselves.
*Little girl hits head on corner of a door*
Aunty: ‘Oh sweetie! Did you hit your nogan?’
*Little girl nods*
Mum: ‘Here, put an ice pack on your nogan and it will feel better.’
Aunty: ‘Oh sweetie! Did you hit your nogan?’
*Little girl nods*
Mum: ‘Here, put an ice pack on your nogan and it will feel better.’
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
Get the Noganmug.