by Willybumweetoe May 02, 2022
by Willybumweetoe May 02, 2022
A statement that a Caucasian woman said whilst complaining about spending $10000 dollars on Harry Styles tickets, after she had been to more than 15 of his previous concerts. When people were upset about her using this kind of language, which is usually slang used by people of colour, she claimed that ‘it just came out at the time’ and that everyone were pussies and were so mean.
Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
‘I fInNA BE iN tHe PiT!’
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 04, 2022
A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.
Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
by Willybumweetoe July 01, 2022
‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.
by Willybumweetoe May 24, 2022
Definition 1:
A ‘Coochie Smith’ is a girl who takes a liking to her teacher. Being around her teacher sends tingles to her downstairs area, henceforth ‘coochie’, and ‘Smith’ is the most common, generic teacher name, which gives the ‘Smith’ a place in the phrase. Therefore, Coochie Smith is a word used for a girl who wants to do the devil’s tango with their teacher.
Definition 2:
ur mum ;)
Definition 3:
Your daddy
Definition 4:
ur papa 👴;)
Definition 5:
Ur moma
Definition 6:
U stepbrother
A ‘Coochie Smith’ is a girl who takes a liking to her teacher. Being around her teacher sends tingles to her downstairs area, henceforth ‘coochie’, and ‘Smith’ is the most common, generic teacher name, which gives the ‘Smith’ a place in the phrase. Therefore, Coochie Smith is a word used for a girl who wants to do the devil’s tango with their teacher.
Definition 2:
ur mum ;)
Definition 3:
Your daddy
Definition 4:
ur papa 👴;)
Definition 5:
Ur moma
Definition 6:
U stepbrother
1: ‘Ugh that girl is such a Coochie Smith… she wants her teacher sooo bad’’
2: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure… it makes me- me- wanna dribble dribble. Yknow Ridin in my diet really have to see it. 6 feet 2 in a compact 😈😈
3: “I’m sugar” says the daughter
“Hi sugar, I’m daddy ;)” exclaims daddy.
4: “I’m pepper,” says the son.
“Hi Pepper, I’m papa ;)” exclaims papa.
5: My moma is such a Coochie Smith
6: U stepbrother I’m stuck and you’re such Coochie smith
2: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure… it makes me- me- wanna dribble dribble. Yknow Ridin in my diet really have to see it. 6 feet 2 in a compact 😈😈
3: “I’m sugar” says the daughter
“Hi sugar, I’m daddy ;)” exclaims daddy.
4: “I’m pepper,” says the son.
“Hi Pepper, I’m papa ;)” exclaims papa.
5: My moma is such a Coochie Smith
6: U stepbrother I’m stuck and you’re such Coochie smith
by Willybumweetoe May 25, 2022