9 definitions by Willybumweetoe

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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Toes are for my grandpa
Me: look at my yummy fungus toe

Geandpa: YUMMMMMWMEK give me some toes so I can eta them
by Willybumweetoe May 2, 2022
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An Australian slang term that means ‘skull’ or head’. Usually used by adults who are asking kids if their head is okay after they injure themselves.
*Little girl hits head on corner of a door*
Aunty: ‘Oh sweetie! Did you hit your nogan?’
*Little girl nods*
Mum: ‘Here, put an ice pack on your nogan and it will feel better.’
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
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Definition 1:
A ‘Coochie Smith’ is a girl who takes a liking to her teacher. Being around her teacher sends tingles to her downstairs area, henceforth ‘coochie’, and ‘Smith’ is the most common, generic teacher name, which gives the ‘Smith’ a place in the phrase. Therefore, Coochie Smith is a word used for a girl who wants to do the devil’s tango with their teacher.

Definition 2:

ur mum ;)

Definition 3:

Your daddy

Definition 4:

ur papa 👴;)

Definition 5:

Ur moma

Definition 6:
U stepbrother
1: ‘Ugh that girl is such a Coochie Smith… she wants her teacher sooo bad’’
2: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure… it makes me- me- wanna dribble dribble. Yknow Ridin in my diet really have to see it. 6 feet 2 in a compact 😈😈
3: “I’m sugar” says the daughter
“Hi sugar, I’m daddy ;)” exclaims daddy.
4: “I’m pepper,” says the son.
“Hi Pepper, I’m papa ;)” exclaims papa.
5: My moma is such a Coochie Smith

6: U stepbrother I’m stuck and you’re such Coochie smith
by Willybumweetoe May 26, 2022
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The theatre kid that lives under the stairs periodt. He do be a seriously a hotty
Guy 1: Do you know that boy over there? He’s a Count Olaf. So shreksy …😍
by Willybumweetoe May 3, 2022
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A statement that a Caucasian woman said whilst complaining about spending $10000 dollars on Harry Styles tickets, after she had been to more than 15 of his previous concerts. When people were upset about her using this kind of language, which is usually slang used by people of colour, she claimed that ‘it just came out at the time’ and that everyone were pussies and were so mean.

Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023
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A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 5, 2022
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