A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 5, 2022
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another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.
Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!
by Krazy K October 20, 2003
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