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Hairlets 

Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.

Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."
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hairlets 

stubble, early stages of a mustache
early stages of a mustache are hairlets
hairlets by hairlets January 16, 2011

Hairless Cat 

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

hairless cat 

hairless cat by dumratatata August 20, 2020

Hairless Ape 

A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.
You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain.
Hairless Ape by Al Benedict October 2, 2008

hairless wonder 

DESCRIBING GABRIEL FRENCH'S PUBIC HAIR (or lack there of)
hairless wonder by joe November 12, 2004