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Hairgang 

A hairgang is a person, usually a girl, who has gross, unwashed, greasy died hair. They generally smell bad and look unkept. Many hair gangs have strong political opinions and are more than willing to express them, even to the point of being rude.
"Ewwww man, look at all those hair gangs, I can smell them from here."

"God man, I can't have a conversation with anyone without a hairgang butting in!"
Hairgang by Henumz March 10, 2015

Hairgasm 

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!
Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
Hairgasm by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

hairgasm 

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.
*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*
hairgasm by tabbatsoli December 13, 2005

hairgasm 

when you are touching someone's hair and they writhe with ecstacty almost sexual.
as i comb through her hair, she moans as if she is having a hairgasm
hairgasm by bkfrogus August 7, 2012

Hairgasm 

A euphoric state of "hair high" induced by an unusually pleasing coif.
Jess: "Oooooohhh! Loving my hair. Is it possible that I'm having a hairgasm?!"

Man: "That girl's hair is so sexy! It's giving me a hairgasm!"
Hairgasm by i0error January 15, 2014

hairgasm 

Hairgasm is a U.S. registered trademark
No. 2,390,828 owned by Louise Marie Pidwerbecki for the mark HAIRGASM, in international class 3 for hair care products.
www.hairgasm.com
hairgasm by luckezz March 16, 2009
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