A hairgang is a person, usually a girl, who has gross, unwashed, greasy died hair. They generally smell bad and look unkept. Many hair gangs have strong political opinions and are more than willing to express them, even to the point of being rude.
"Ewwww man, look at all those hair gangs, I can smell them from here."
"God man, I can't have a conversation with anyone without a hairgang butting in!"
Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
Hairgasm is a U.S. registered trademark
No. 2,390,828owned by Louise Marie Pidwerbecki for the mark HAIRGASM, in international class 3 for hair care products.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.