"What are you doing tonight?"
"HAGNO"
"Don't call me a Hag!!!"
"You wish! I'm going out with the HAGs"
"I didn't know you were Gay"
"I'm not, I'm hanging with the Hot Asian Girls"
When a woman speaks in a particularly whiny and patronising way, usually in an attempt to disguise her own gross lack of knowledge on a certain subject. Usually begins with her asking people to stop mansplaining.