Hagney

Best clan Ever. Most likely going to own the eastern seaboard in the next ten years. Usually react to situations in a suprising or unpredictable manner.

You never know what those Hagneys are going to do.

by Timofgatecity August 7, 2006

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

East Hanney

A term used to describe a location containing excessive quantities of alcohol, the term is derived from the original village of East Hanney - "The Land of the Bevs". The village is located in South Oxfordshire, England, and is famed for its wild population known for their ludicrous drinking habits and unrivaled nights out with visitors lucky to spot the 'Hanney Gang' out on the lash - the leading teenage clan. Legend has it that its rivers flow golden with Carling and if you squeeze its flowers with the right technique, nothing but the sweet nectar of Tsingtao and Carlsberg Export ooze out. As the settlement is renowned for its invention of ethanol, East Hanney is the ideal travel destination for anyone who views themselves as any kind of geezer, pub-goer or party animal and any place referred to as an 'East Hanney' should be treated with a similar attitude.

"I hear there's a party going on at Will's house this weekend. I'm going because they'll be loads of bevs apparently . Wanna come?"
"Sure, sounds like a bit of an East Hanney"

by Bevington101 September 25, 2017

Haneyah

Haneyah is the most bestest friend you will ever have! She has beautiful brown/black eyes and always makes you laugh! Never cry because she would run and the speed of light to cheer you up!

Guy 1: yo did you see Haneyah?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw Her

Guy 1: Shut up David I saw her first you big fatty

by Liltayslay November 29, 2018

Larry Haney

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering

Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?

by yourniggatony March 27, 2019

Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick

by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009