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Keith Haney 

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.
oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!
Keith Haney by girlboss74 December 3, 2021
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East Hanney

A term used to describe a location containing excessive quantities of alcohol, the term is derived from the original village of East Hanney - "The Land of the Bevs". The village is located in South Oxfordshire, England, and is famed for its wild population known for their ludicrous drinking habits and unrivaled nights out with visitors lucky to spot the 'Hanney Gang' out on the lash - the leading teenage clan. Legend has it that its rivers flow golden with Carling and if you squeeze its flowers with the right technique, nothing but the sweet nectar of Tsingtao and Carlsberg Export ooze out. As the settlement is renowned for its invention of ethanol, East Hanney is the ideal travel destination for anyone who views themselves as any kind of geezer, pub-goer or party animal and any place referred to as an 'East Hanney' should be treated with a similar attitude.
"I hear there's a party going on at Will's house this weekend. I'm going because they'll be loads of bevs apparently . Wanna come?"
"Sure, sounds like a bit of an East Hanney"
East Hanney by Bevington101 September 25, 2017
Haneyah is the most bestest friend you will ever have! She has beautiful brown/black eyes and always makes you laugh! Never cry because she would run and the speed of light to cheer you up!
Guy 1: yo did you see Haneyah?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw Her

Guy 1: Shut up David I saw her first you big fatty
Haneyah by Liltayslay November 29, 2018

Larry Haney 

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering
Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?
Larry Haney by yourniggatony March 27, 2019

Paul Haney 

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away
I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick
Paul Haney by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

Handjob Haney 

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
Handjob Haney by Doomious April 5, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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