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A kid (usually under the age of 15) that never makes any sense.
The Lad: I pooped then fortnited
Adam: The laddie makes no sense
Laddie by bruhv March 3, 2020

laddie magazine 

Men's magazine catering to oversexed braindead morons and featuring double-extra-soft porn (no actual nudity), gadgets, sports, cars and beer.

Maxim, FHM, Stuff.

AKA laddie mag, etc.
Her: I am going to the market.
Him: Please obtain for me quality men's publication that I will in no way use for wanking purposes, mom.
laddie magazine by ravy August 22, 2005

Laddie of the night 

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".
Laddie of the night by theseheights January 22, 2011

Laddie Lawrence 

I went to talk to Laddie Lawrence but he was too busy looking at the weather channel website
Laddie Lawrence by Elmoro8283 December 21, 2024

Mad Laddie 

The female counterpart of the term "mad lad" ; an insane female who is very daring and awesome
Person One: Look at the mad laddie go! She is playing All Star with the sharpest tool in her shed!
Mad Laddie by howiemandealt June 24, 2019

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? 

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.
Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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