Hagner 

A bearesque human known for his large girth, and infamous "dinasaur" move.. someone who measures their alcohol tolerance in Das boots and Tom Collins's.. also has a faint odor of Salami, and gives out great gorilla masks..

Mulesavitch: who's drinking beer and eating salami?
Meng Wang: No that just Hagner.. He have funny hair on face!

Hagner by Patrick Little August 26, 2008

Senator Hagner

the GOAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

person 1: you see that new senator hagner tweet?
person 2: yeah that shit was fire he the goat frfr

Senator Hagner by whatyoutalkinbout October 5, 2020

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Hauners 

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

Hauners by Mackrod August 30, 2011

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Pop The Hanger

To go "All in" on a poker hand.

Ryan Lam, it's time to pop the hanger, you have quad aces.

Pop The Hanger by 3volutionMan April 9, 2007