hagat 

a female faggot.

kyle: haha what a hagat!

kendra: what's a hagat?..is that like some new nickname for a faggot, but a hagat 'cause i'm a female..so like a her? so like a hagat?

hagat by justinbieberislike12 July 27, 2010

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.

Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"

Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015

Hagapp 

A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.

That's your move!? That's not a move! Whatcha think about this...hagapp!

Hagapp by SavedbyGod February 27, 2021

HAGT

Have a Good Trip.

1. What to say to someone who is about to embark on a journey into an altered state of consciousness through hallucinogens.

Person 1: "Hey what are you up to this weekend?"
Person 2: "Stare at my bathroom floor for a few hours, then muster up the courage to order delivery, and finally go outside to laugh-cry at our connection to nature."
Person 1: "Oh! Safe travels. HAGT."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."

HAGT by am_i_god May 7, 2021

Yasuhiro Hagakure 

Himbo Weed man. We love him.

Yasuhiro Hagakure is great, in all honesty

Yasuhiro Hagakure by Shslmomotakinnie September 18, 2020

haaties 

South African slang for the adjective 'unlucky' .

Yor Liverpool lost against this weekend, haaties bra.

haaties by M Sedg November 3, 2017