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Noun.

a female that participates in bitchy, unfavorable, or lame activities. This term is usually used in jest to refer to your female friends that sre being party poopers or refers to an old bag you don't like. Hagatha can also be a term of endearment.
alright Hagatha, you've complained enough, get your clothes on, put a smile on, and come out with us!
Hagatha by EB July 30, 2016
Words you can keep
My so-called maternal grandma. Total bitch lacking all self-control over her enoumous mouth (and ass-I might add).
The hagatha hates me because I have a job, and I do not have a self loathing attitude.
Someone who fell from the ugly cliff and landed in a old hags forest hitting all ugly branches on the way down just to find an old hag ready to beat the living daylights out of them with the ugly stick
She’s beyond sloshed, she’s hagatha.

hagatha christie 

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite
Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.
hagatha christie by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

Hagatha’s Cats Effect 

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
A laugh type failure, much like a "type o".
Kurt: Oh man that is funny. HaGaHa
Hagaha by Slimer55 April 24, 2011
A gross big fat smelly slut that think that she's all that! Who's a a hater especially when they can't get high but other people are. They usually have a probation officer and are a rat too. (another name for a female victor).
Who's that smelly loudmouth bitch down there you can smell her just by looking at her . O' you mean Danielle, No bro that's Hogatha ! Tramp of all Tramps!
Hogatha by Markie_Marc February 1, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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