hagai 

The shortest book in the old testament. A name often given to an amazing person who has both assertiveness and artistic sides. Usually fantastic lovers and possess flamboyant sense of humor. Over all, a keeper.

Hagai is an amazing and mysterious person but I am not surprised with such a name...

hagai by The linguistic Master November 20, 2017

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.

Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"

Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015

Hagapp 

A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.

That's your move!? That's not a move! Whatcha think about this...hagapp!

Hagapp by SavedbyGod February 27, 2021

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

hagiography by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

Yasuhiro Hagakure 

Himbo Weed man. We love him.

Yasuhiro Hagakure is great, in all honesty

Yasuhiro Hagakure by Shslmomotakinnie September 18, 2020

Trey Hagan 

A Jhit from Florida who sells weed.

Thats some Trey Hagan Gang type stuff you know what I'm saying

Trey Hagan by Goldn February 20, 2020