hadder

(had-der)-noun
a nickname for heather
usually pronounced as such from little children
a smart, beautiful, accomplished woman-lol

"Hadder, where were you?"

by haddernumnums! February 20, 2009

Bill hader

Is the best, end of story

Bill hader is the best, no one compares

by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019

2 hander

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand

manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(

by deff2258 June 18, 2009

Haider

Given to a baby boy with certainty of growing into a honest and humble man. Someone who holds the essence of a lions courage and pride. An Haider only seeks wisdom in life and speaks the truth in his sleep! Also often referred to as the great one.

Friends come and go, but Haider is one of a kind.

by Barxakan March 21, 2020

daddy fuck me harder

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.

He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

by StormSniper1543 January 2, 2021

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Harder, daddy

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021