hadcock

the uncommon last name of a extremely gifted or talented person

that girl over there is so fine she has to be a hadcock!

by lauren hadcock December 8, 2004

Hancocked

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.

"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.

by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015

matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

by rieux November 29, 2003

The Hancock Effect

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.

In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".

by JackSize November 12, 2010