Wolverines 

"Wolverines" refers to the name of the football team, and later guerilla group on 'Red Dawn.' It is used sarcastically, often in conjunction with a mixture of exclamation points and 1's, to signify that an overly jingoistic, gun-loving nut on a forum is out of his mind. The term is also used to poke fun at guerilla masturbation fantasies.

Guy 1: OMG (issue of the day) happened! Let's all get into our 1980's, rusted pickup trucks with our deer rifles and play soldier in the woods.

Wolverines!!!1!11!!!!

Wolverines by DashtheGreat June 20, 2009

Wolverines 

A group of kickass guerrillas in the movie "Red Dawn" (one played Charlie Sheen) and one adult (Patrick Swayze's only good role in any movie) who take on the Soviet army when they invade America.

Dude, the Wolverines just kicked those commies' asses! Michael Moore, you're next!

Wolverines by Angry Jackal March 10, 2005

wolverines 

An overused high-school sports team name.

Let's call our team the 'Wolverines'!!!

wolverines by Treg November 16, 2003

I'd take the wolverines 

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

I'd take the wolverines by probably pete December 19, 2006

Michigan Wolverines 

A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.

Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.

Michigan Wolverines by Gman4lifecali November 22, 2010

michigan wolverines 

A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.

Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."

michigan wolverines by kellis13 July 25, 2009

Michigan Wolverines 

A college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5)

Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron

Michigan Wolverines by osu fan August 7, 2006