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Hancocking 

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.
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Hancocking 

Hancocking is a sexual activity which involves slowly introducing your dry finger into the anus of your partner. Once all five fingers are inserted, a clenched fist must be inserted soon after.
I was giving my aide a good "Hancocking" last night with the boys... just a shame Cummings wasnt here to join us
Hancocking by Datboigonegoof June 25, 2021

Hancocking 

The process of taking white characters, roles and stories and replacing them with people of different colors or ethnicity to satisfy the demands of woke culture regardless of how stupid or out of place it is

The word derives from the musical Hancock where the characters of Americas founding fathers are played by African Americans with rhythm, style, talent and excellent dance moves but has no foundation in actual fact
I saw a elf and a dwarf in the new Lord Of The Rings show, Rings Of Power, that weren't white as explicitly prescribed by Tolkien, as someone who's read all of the books I thought it was dumb and out of place . I knew right then the shows creators were Hancocking
Hancocking by ZIM001 October 2, 2022

Hammocking 

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
Hammocking by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).
Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."
Hallocking by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005

Hammocking 

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.
Want to go hammocking?
Hammocking by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

Hammocking 

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
Hammocking by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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