Hamcock

Gettin your bone on while on a Hammock. Potentially only used while down the shore in LBI, NJ.

Guy: Where'd that dude Sam go with my girl?
Guy 2: I think he's out givin your girl the HAMCOCK!!!

by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

Hamcock

Another word for a very large beefy cock.

Yeah I heard Jake’s been taking wayyyy too many hamcocks in his ass lately!

by theonlytroublemaker May 13, 2021

HamCock

Doing something wildly

DAMN NIGGA HE STRAIGHT HAMCOCKIN IT ON THAT BITCH EH 1V9

by Mr. HamCock December 28, 2020

Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Hancocked

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.

"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.

by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015