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No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.
No Habla Hollandaise by Ststanstan August 20, 2019
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Adjective/ an insult used to describe a simpleminded and/or brainless person and/or his actions.
Habli is a term that can also describe a very lazy person.

Synonym// dimwit, twit, idiot(ic) etc.
(1)

S: "did u seen what he did in class ?"
L: "yeah.. he's such a habli"

(2)
Teacher: "i'll pair you up in groups for this project"
L: "i hope we dont get paired up with Yas"
S: "ikr she's such a habli, we'll end up doing all the work again.."
habli by urmomwendy November 23, 2019

No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.
Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"
No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010
Hablamf is an acronym , adjective ,descriptive word..it stands for..High As a Bitch Like A Motha Fukka !!

One is described as being Hablamf when they are high as a bitch , like a mutha fukka.
sentence..Yo dawg we smoked some dank ass weed and we got muthfukkin HABLAMF !! WORD..High As a Bitch Like A Mutha Fukka !!
Hablamf by Old Skool Dubba March 16, 2009

hablibica 

a situation where 3 or more males are naked in one room all at once.
Jordan, Peter, and Ron had a hablibica when they all entered their apartment after taking showers.
hablibica by patriotboycman April 3, 2009

Hablooba 

An amazing girlfriend. Usually the guy calls his girlfriend this when he loves her very much.
Joe: "Your girlfriend is hot!"
Zach: "Yeah i know!"
Joe: "I want a piece of that!"
Zach: "You can't she's my hablooba"
Hablooba by midge84 March 29, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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