haamf

high as a mother fucker

I am so haamf man.. pronounced hamph..or hamfff

haamf by Anthony Munoz May 17, 2006

Harmful 

Harmful is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing harm or injury. It describes something which is detrimental, hurtful or damaging either to you or others.

Bullshitting is as harmful to your credibility as smoking is to your health.

Harmful by AKACroatalin August 11, 2016

hamfest

A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

HarmfulAim

A person known for making multiple Minecraft servers that have all failed! Another word for a shitty person

Wow, I can't believe how much of a HarmfulAim you are, you piece of shit

HarmfulAim by HarmfulAimer November 14, 2018

Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Sheldon Hamft 

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

Sheldon Hamft by hjskfh February 4, 2019

Haam

Hard as a motherfucker. One can go haam for anything: Sports, homework, smoking, sex, drinking, driving, etc.

In the rugby game today, I went haam and hit this kid so hard he had to get carted off

Haam by Neyo2k10 May 21, 2011