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Hard as a motherfucker. One can go haam for anything: Sports, homework, smoking, sex, drinking, driving, etc.
In the rugby game today, I went haam and hit this kid so hard he had to get carted off
by Neyo2k10 April 28, 2011
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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To Be At An Extremely (Dangerously) Intense High Usually Caused By High Quality Marijuana Or Other Drug.
I Don't Know What Strain Of Weed Was In The Bong, But Everyone Who Hit It Got HAAM
by David Roche July 21, 2011
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