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Hard as a motherfucker. One can go haam for anything: Sports, homework, smoking, sex, drinking, driving, etc.
In the rugby game today, I went haam and hit this kid so hard he had to get carted off
Haam by Neyo2k10 May 21, 2011
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To Be At An Extremely (Dangerously) Intense High Usually Caused By High Quality Marijuana Or Other Drug.
I Don't Know What Strain Of Weed Was In The Bong, But Everyone Who Hit It Got HAAM
HAAM by David Roche July 22, 2011
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haam by cdizzles December 13, 2012
A very sexy guy. He has brown eyes and brown hair, built and has a white or slightly tan complexion. Haamid is amazing, perfect to cuddle into, always there, loveable, charming, fun, sweet, the perfect guy. Haamid is also pro at gaming, good at fighting, sometimes a meanie, has his own logic, really fast.
Haamid I love you
Haamid is very cool
Haamid is too cool, he don't need sunglasses
Haamid is Haamid
Haamid went to kfc
Haamid by ZLOGIC May 9, 2013

Haami-lee Tohia 

Haami is a very strange definition. It basically means that two human whales decided to fuck each other in the poo poo whole. Wait 1 year and you shit out a fucking abomination that tears open your ass hole. He is a walking land whale with legs and a huge fuck off head. He came here to Australia from New Zealand (home of the whales) swimming in the ocean. Also anything he wrote about Spiro Kolokouris is a huge lie but everyone else is true.
Hey look that a big fucking haami-lee tohia
A guy who doesn't give treat and instead goes on a date
Look! There goes haamiz the PKP
Haamiz by Nucleoticc April 6, 2019
A gorgeous and mysterious young man whom u don't wanna let go. Only really lucky people get to spend time with him. Really smart and has a great sense of humour. A man of dreams.
I knew he had the potential of a haameem
haameem by Secretassistance November 24, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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