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The guy who Never knows the answer to any question.

HAHAHAH Sry aram😂👏🏼
Person 1: Damn thats a real haaf!

Person 2: I would say he is a Salami.
haaf by Aramisalami123haaf February 2, 2017
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High as a mf
Dude I'm HAAF rn👽

Nicethings was HAAF at the wedding
HAAF by Nicethings Mr.Baked July 2, 2021
A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10
Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024
Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

haafizah 

haafizah is the name of a beautiful girl, so pure like a looking glass. She can be shy but will never ever leave her friends. Trustworthy, humble, funny and can somehow always cheer you up when you are down. You instantly fall in love with her as it is impossible not to love her. She is comfortable in her own skin and wouldn't change for anybody. She may b sweet and pretty on the outside but on the inside she has a fiery temper which she only uses when she needs to protect her friends. All in all an extraordinary character with a huge heart.
Girl one: "Oh I wish I could be like Haafizah she's so wonderful".

Girl two: "I know right but she's so humble she just won't accept a compliment.

Girl three: "I wish I could be like her".
haafizah by jigsaw addict December 19, 2017