haaf
Best Guy in the World, has a large dick and women love him, he is smart and cute and has many friends
Words you can keep
haaf
haaf by Aramisalami123haaf February 2, 2017
HAAF
HAAF by Nicethings Mr.Baked July 2, 2021
Mr Haaf
A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024
Mr Haaf
Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
Mr Haaf
Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024
haafizah
haafizah is the name of a beautiful girl, so pure like a looking glass. She can be shy but will never ever leave her friends. Trustworthy, humble, funny and can somehow always cheer you up when you are down. You instantly fall in love with her as it is impossible not to love her. She is comfortable in her own skin and wouldn't change for anybody. She may b sweet and pretty on the outside but on the inside she has a fiery temper which she only uses when she needs to protect her friends. All in all an extraordinary character with a huge heart.
Girl one: "Oh I wish I could be like Haafizah she's so wonderful".
Girl two: "I know right but she's so humble she just won't accept a compliment.
Girl three: "I wish I could be like her".
Girl two: "I know right but she's so humble she just won't accept a compliment.
Girl three: "I wish I could be like her".
haafizah by jigsaw addict December 19, 2017
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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