Haaked 

V- The epitome of flakiness; to be blown off in a really lame way, often accompanied by an awful excuse. Pronounced like the word hawk.

"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"

Haaked by Onstrike December 29, 2008

Hanked 

Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.

Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....

Hanked by Thehankcode April 3, 2019

hacked off 

pissed off, angry, frustrated.

What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?

hacked off by acunninglinguist June 27, 2005

Hacked by Chinese 

"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.

Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.

Hacked by Chinese by Tony Sidaway September 22, 2005

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

Hacked by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hanked 

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

hanked by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

Stephen Hawked 

The ability to be so high you can't walk and your voice sounds funny.

I was so Stephen Hawked last night.

Stephen Hawked by PatMac42 February 4, 2010